The NFL just loves to screw with me I swear

His mere presence encourages everyone to make pointed and timely jokes because he never misses the opportunity to do so himself. In addition, whatever he asks of you, he will do it 5 times bigger for you That's who he is. Consequently, we laugh harder and hang tighter whenever he's around Cid is Vince Young. VY has fairly average stats but has a winning record as a starting quarterback. Guys just seem to have a pep in their step whenever Young is under center. Although I don't think the Titans win this Sunday, it's worth paying attention to for the rest of the season". Here we are seven weeks later, and what I said back in Week 9 is still true today.

I'm going against the grain this week, and picking the Titans to upset the mighty Chargers. Pick: Titans win 23-20. Buffalo (5-9) Atlanta (7-7)I have not yet seen one game of the Buffalo Bills this season Not one. I have seen a few highlights but I was unable to bring myself to watch one of their games. Keep in mind, I have seen every team in the NFL this season play at least once But the Bills just hold no appeal to me. Their defense fails to impress me, same for their ground game and their quarterbacks. I have seen enough highlights of them to know that I don’t want to watch them play. They are like that horribly ugly stripper with super sized breasts that scare you more than they actually arouse you Consequently, I might have trouble watching this game. Mind you, I have enough faith in Matty Ice (Matt Ryan), Tony Gonzalez, Roddy White and whoever starts at running back for them to pick the Falcons to win this game.

Quick note: In the funniest of ironies, if the Colts (I’m a Colts fan) defeat the Jets this week, it will bring their record to 15-0 with the last game of the season being against Buffalo (which means I would have to watch that game). But if the Colts lose, the game against Buffalo becomes meaningless. The NFL just loves to screw with me I swear. Pick: Falcons win 24-19. Kansas City (3-11) Cincinnati (9-5)After catching a long touchdown pass against the Chargers, Ochocinco got down on one knee in the end zone, pointed to the sky, and the walked to the sideline in tears. When asked after the game what he said as he got down to one knee; Mr 85, rocking his stunnashades, responded: "All I kept repeating to myself was that 85 and 15 gonna find 100 ways to make things right" Well said Chad R.I.P.

Chris Henry 1983-2009.Pick: Bengals win 24-17.Take it to the crib baby.Oakland (5-9) Cleveland (3-11)All season, I have had the Browns somewhere around 30th or 31st spot in my power rakings with the Chiefs coming in somewhere around the 28th or 29th spot Well, Cleveland proved to me that I had the wrong order The Browns are indeed the better team. Does this truly matter in the grand scheme of things Of course not, but put it this way: if you have two hideous prostitutes (let's call them Wide Open & Really Wide Open, see how we're still talking football) on your block and they are just standing there waiting for a customer; and then you walk up and pick Wide Open because she appeals more to you for obvious reasons. Don't you think it would bother Really Wide Open that she didn't get picked Of course it would! She loses out on the money and has to live with the fact that Wide Open appeals more to prospective clients. So this means that although both are hideous, Really Wide Open is more hideous than Wide Open. Replace those names now with Cleveland and Kansas City and you get the point. Random note: Josh Cribbs is so awesome that I think he should have his own reality TV show.